HUGE CAVEAT: This is satire. No claims to knowledge here! A little levity to make fun of some of the stupidity of our self proclaimed leaders.
The governments of Venezuela and North Korea came out today offering asylum to those oppressed NFL players who refuse to stand for the National Anthem.
“We understand how oppressive that song can be and if you accept our offer, you will never have to hear it again,” said a joint spokesperson. “We would also invite them to deposit their funds in our banks and invest in our countries. It would be worthwhile.” Read more here.